Merry Christmas.Love,
Buckethead
The best blog since blog was invented.
Once upon a time, there was a Blog who had not had any new posts for 4 months. This Blog got very lonely after months of neglect, and lost all hope and purpose in life. Deep down in the depths of despair, when the Blog was about to terminate its own existence, a brilliant, handsome young blogger named Jake heroically saved the poor lonely blog from its own suicidal tendencies and posted this unimaginative and ingenuine tale.